[ = SmiLe GanG = ]

超搞笑、超拽的句子！

2011-01-08T13:11:00.000+08:00

1.自从喝了三鹿奶粉，腰不酸了，腿不疼了，心脏也停了。

2.自从得了精神病，整个人都精神多了。

3.执子之手，将子拖走，子若不走，拍晕了继续拖走！

4.我平胸我骄傲，我为国家省布料。

5.锄禾日当午，上学真幸苦，已进入学校，罚站一下午.

6.刷牙是件悲喜交加的事，一手拿杯具，一手拿洗具。

7.我的兴趣爱好可分为静态和动态两种，静态就是睡觉，动态就是翻身。

8.要不是打不过你，早就跟你翻脸了。

9.打算理发了，甩流海甩得头都崴了。

10。为了祖国的下一代，再丑都得谈恋爱，谈到世界充满爱。

11.女人如衣服，但姐是你穿不出来的气质。

12.你一出门千山鸟飞绝，万径人宗灭。

13.如果你是一朵花，那牛都不拉粪了。

15.我不怕喝敌敌畏，就怕开盖畅饮，再来一瓶。

16.我们活着的大多数人，一辈子只做了三件事：自欺、欺人、被人欺。

17．肖邦，你要能弹出劳资的悲伤，劳资就给你一块钱。

18.牛B中的战斗机，贱人中的VIP.

19.世上男人千千万，实在不行天天换。

20.男人说喜欢你，只是喜欢你的身体罢了。

21.姐不是蒙娜丽莎，不会对每个人都微笑。

22.那些总说别人装逼的人，你们连逼都不是。

23.穿别人的鞋走别人的路，让别人既找不到鞋又找不到路。

24.世界上最郁闷的事莫过于踩到自己拉的粑粑。

21.第三者不是后来的那个，而是不被深爱的那个。

22.我站在你的城府里大声叫到：哎哟！满深的啊！

23.不喜欢我，我就把你阉了做我妹。

最后一句：2011年了，祝福：看到这篇文章的朋友们，大家都能新年发财，事事如意哈！~

Laugh always! XD

by~Ah Lum

wakakkkakkakakkaa~

2010-12-30T22:12:00.000+08:00

HEY HEY YOU YOU!!!
nnie is here AGAIN !!!!!!!!!! *jumping around*

hmmmmmmmmm......
we just left 2 days >< or maybe ~~1 day ++~~ [ will be more accurate ^^" ] to YEAR 2011 !!!!!!!!
nnie believe that everyone will or should have at least one "New Year Resolution" when a new year begins ,
so,take some time and think,
have u made it?
your " 2010 New Year's Resolution " ? (OvO)
Lolx~nnie still remember that Lum papa said he wanna cut down weight xDDDDDDD ( PS: pa!dun curse me xD )

okay~no matter what is/are your new resolution(s),
nnie just wish that all of you! ALL ! A.L.L. O.F. Y.O.U!!!
MUST take good care of your health ~
health is very important de okay~?!!!!
without health, you are nothing! NOTHING!!!

*phew*

so~~~~~~
TAKE CARE AND JIAYOUSSSSSSSSSSSSSS~~~~^^
nnie will always by your side *winks*

*muack muack*

LET'S WELCOME 2011 WITH JOY !!!!!!
*cat calls*
xDDDDDDD

好久没做心理测验~这个不错~

2010-12-27T11:20:00.003+08:00

1. 你有吃早餐的习惯？   有~~2    没有~~3

2. 你养过宠物？    有~~7    没有~~3

3. 你有工作经验？    有~~7    没有~~4

4. 你有好的运动细胞？    有~~8    没有~~5

5. 你现在正在减肥？    是~~9    不是~~6

6. 你认为看电影一定要吃零食？    是~~9    不是~~10

7. 你觉得地球上出现过外星人？    有~~8    没有~~11

8. 你曾有过很多恋情？    是~~12    不是~~9

9. 你很少看漫画书？    是~~13    不是~~10

10. 你到KTV就会唱个不停？    是~~13    不是~~14

11. 你喜欢吃三明治？    喜欢~~14    不喜欢~~12

12. 你会自创不同的菜式？    会~~15    不会~~13

13. 你很会画插画？    是~~A型    不是~~B型

14. 你喜欢格子图案？    喜欢~~C型    不喜欢~~D型

15. 你很想出国上学？    是~~E型    不是F型

16. 你曾参加过某明星的后援会？    有~~G型    没有~~H型

A型人~~
不管是熟人还是陌生人，你都会主动与对方交谈，你给人的感觉很活泼也很大方且并不唐突，所以你并不惹人讨厌，你给人的第一个印象不错，你的思维过于活跃，所以身边总是很多朋友，但知心的并没有几个，你太贪玩，表面看似和谁都能相约吃饭，逛街，做一些亲密的事，这样会让你真正的好朋友怀疑到底与你之间的友谊是哪种，对方可能不能确定与你要好的程度，而如果对方又是不喜欢表达的人，这种情绪会越积越多，到最后不可负荷时，爆发出来，可能受伤的反而是你。所以注意一下自己的表现，你应该对不管是友情还是其他感情，都有鲜明的态度，这样才不会有不必要的误会和遗憾。

B型人~~
有你在的地方一定有欢笑，你善良，调皮，任性，霸道与贴心。你看起来活泼好动，但实际内心深处，你有些自卑而自负，你希望自己能把事情做到最好，你很在乎别人对你的评价，你的性格像小孩，单纯直接，情绪化，喜怒哀乐写在脸上，你没有心机，但也缺少些自我保护的能力，你表面看来很容易相处，但想要走进你的内心世界其实并不容易，你需要人家的鼓励，包容，宠爱和肯定，其实你也常常自我反省，你希望自己能做到起码80%的完美，但你似乎没那个毅力，所以你的情绪变化无常，一定是被这些因素困扰的。

C型人~~
你是择善固执的坚持派，有人与你聊天，你可以天马星空的聊，但你不会主动找对方聊天。你很有原则也很被动，你总是习惯呆在自己的世界里，你在朋友的眼里是比较难深交的人，大家感觉你和人交往，总是点到为止，你心里的那片天地不对外开放，也很保护自己的私隐。

D 型人~~ 你是积极努力认真派，你对自己要求很高，但一旦遇到和你脾气相似的人，你们就很有惺惺相惜的感觉，因而相谈甚欢。你虽然表面看起来有些严肃，但是其实你单纯善良，你的想法总是积极的，你有很强的自我调节能力，所以即使你遇到苦难，也能很好的处理，你在朋友是最乖的朋友，因为当你真心喜欢一个人的时候，你的贴心和用心会不自然的流露出来，你个朋友的关系看似平淡，但其实双方心里的挂念，彼此都知道。

E型人~~
你开朗没心机，你对朋友很大方，也很周到你很舍得在朋友身上花钱，你看起来漫不经心，实际上你做事很有条理。一旦你要做，就会做得很快，可是往往你懒于去做，你很喜欢说话，你喜欢与别人交流意见，尤其是自己了解的事，你比较好强，可是那种好强并没给他人带来困扰。

F型人~~
你的废话不多，你喜欢观察，不管是人还是事物，你的心思慎密，眼光独到，你总能看出别人看不出的细节，你做事很有计划，这让朋友和你相处起来十分安心，因为你不仅把自己处理得很稳妥，空闲时，还能帮朋友做一些小事，你能掌握别人的想法，你的观点总是比较有建材，也很特别，你很理智和现实，你不喜欢天马行空的乱想，你觉得那样没意义。

G型人~~ 你不喜欢想得太远，只要眼下快乐就好，你没什么想像力，你每天关心的是今天要做什么，怎么做。你的生活很简单，正常吃，喝，睡，闷了找人聊点无关要紧的事情，把事情打发走。你对生活中的快乐与烦恼看得很开，你是个很容易满足的人。

H型人~~
你是和善亲切自然派，你生性豪爽，在你心里没什么过不去的事！你不自卑，不自负也不自私，人生对你而言跟玩似的，困难和不安到你那里，很快就消失，朋友与你一起很舒服，看起来对什么都不在乎的你，会把这种无所谓带给朋友，让对方也能很快走出低痱的情绪。

p.s. Its chinese

~AH LUM POSTED

ah lum asked me to post more @@xD

2010-12-23T01:35:00.000+08:00

then i checked what 伯拉图式的爱情 is
THEN !!

柏拉图式恋爱，也称为柏拉图式爱情，以西方哲学家柏拉图命名的一种异性间的精神恋爱，追求心灵沟通，排斥肉欲

柏拉图式的爱情有以下的意义:

1. 理想式的爱情观 (比喻极为浪漫或根本无法实现的爱情观)

2. 纯精神的而非肉体的爱情

3. 男女平等的爱情观

4. 在这世上有, 且仅有一个人, 对你(你)而言, 她(他)是完美的, 而且仅对你(你)而言是完美的。也就是说, 任何一个人, 都有其完美的对象, 而且只有一个。

xDDD wow Shocked dao @@

By RQ

AH LUM ASKED ME TO POST MORE XD

2010-12-23T01:26:00.000+08:00

OK..
My best friend helped me to figure out my love fate
the result is:
理智的感情生活、柏拉图式的恋情、精神方面的结合、能够消除烦恼的对象、深藏内心的爱意、介于友人与恋人之间的关系、以诗篇或文章来表达爱意。

WOW !!!!!!
perfect !!

By Lao Da Gor Gor

情侣姓名比对..

2010-12-23T01:01:00.000+08:00

两个人的姓名笔划总数相加，得数是几，就到下面里去找，查看结果。
例如：

王大明王 4划、大 3划，明 8划，共计：15划　　
李小美李 7划、小 3划，美 9划，共计：19划　　

结果：15+19=34　表示两情相悦！！

你和你情侣的姓名笔画总和算好了就到下面查找结果哦～

11 你们的姓名笔画总数表示：他对你献真情
12 你们的姓名笔画总数表示：他已有心上人
13 你们的姓名笔画总数表示：此情不渝
14 你们的姓名笔画总数表示：他时常暗中注意你　
15 你们的姓名笔画总数表示：他有企图要小心　
16 你们的姓名笔画总数表示：两人有默契　
17 你们的姓名笔画总数表示：他非常关心你　
18 你们的姓名笔画总数表示：你和他只能做朋友
19 你们的姓名笔画总数表示：兴趣不合　　
20 你们的姓名笔画总数表示：他会爱你　
21 你们的姓名笔画总数表示：他非常在乎你　
22 你们的姓名笔画总数表示：女方主动　
23 你们的姓名笔画总数表示：要长期交往　
24 你们的姓名笔画总数表示：也有人暗中注意你
25 你们的姓名笔画总数表示：女方单恋　
26 你们的姓名笔画总数表示：不能长相厮守　
27 你们的姓名笔画总数表示：他会喜欢你
28 你们的姓名笔画总数表示：要长期交往 29 你们的姓名笔画总数表示：他早就爱上你
30 你们的姓名笔画总数表示：他会抛弃你
31 你们的姓名笔画总数表示：要互相沟通
32 你们的姓名笔画总数表示：兴趣不合
33 你们的姓名笔画总数表示：他非常讨厌你　
34 你们的姓名笔画总数表示：两情相悦
35 你们的姓名笔画总数表示：男生主动　
36 你们的姓名笔画总数表示：此情不渝　
37 你们的姓名笔画总数表示：他有企图要小心　
38 你们的姓名笔画总数表示：他非常在乎你　　
39 你们的姓名笔画总数表示：他会爱你　
40 你们的姓名笔画总数表示：女方单恋　
41 你们的姓名笔画总数表示：第三者介入
42 你们的姓名笔画总数表示：他已有心上人　
43 你们的姓名笔画总数表示：早点分手比较好　
44 你们的姓名笔画总数表示：不能长相厮守
45 你们的姓名笔画总数表示：两情相悦　
46 你们的姓名笔画总数表示：他对你献真情
47 你们的姓名笔画总数表示：他有一堆女朋友　
48 你们的姓名笔画总数表示：他时常暗中注意你　
49 你们的姓名笔画总数表示：此情不渝　
50 你们的姓名笔画总数表示：他会喜欢你
51 你们的姓名笔画总数表示：要长期交往　
52 你们的姓名笔画总数表示：他早就爱上你
53 你们的姓名笔画总数表示：他会抛弃你　
54 你们的姓名笔画总数表示：要互相沟通
55 你们的姓名笔画总数表示：他已有心上人
56 你们的姓名笔画总数表示：两人有默契　
57 你们的姓名笔画总数表示：他非常关心你
58 你们的姓名笔画总数表示：兴趣不合　
59 你们的姓名笔画总数表示：第三者介入　
60 你们的姓名笔画总数表示：早点分手比较好
61 你们的姓名笔画总数表示：两人有默契　
62 你们的姓名笔画总数表示：你和他只能做朋友　
63 你们的姓名笔画总数表示：男生主动
64 你们的姓名笔画总数表示：他非常讨厌你　
65 你们的姓名笔画总数表示：两情相悦　
66 你们的姓名笔画总数表示：他有一堆女朋友　
67 你们的姓名笔画总数表示：他会爱你　
68 你们的姓名笔画总数表示：要长期交往
69 你们的姓名笔画总数表示：此情不渝
70 你们的姓名笔画总数表示：他有一堆女朋友　
71 你们的姓名笔画总数表示：他时常暗中注意你　
72 你们的姓名笔画总数表示：他有企图要小心　
73 你们的姓名笔画总数表示：他对你献真情　
74 你们的姓名笔画总数表示：他已有心上人　
75 你们的姓名笔画总数表示：他非常在乎你　
76 你们的姓名笔画总数表示：女方主动　
77 你们的姓名笔画总数表示：也有人暗中注意你　
78 你们的姓名笔画总数表示：女方单恋　
79 你们的姓名笔画总数表示：要长期交往　　
80 你们的姓名笔画总数表示：不能长相厮守
81 你们的姓名笔画总数表示：他会喜欢你　
82 你们的姓名笔画总数表示：他早就爱上你　
83 你们的姓名笔画总数表示：他会抛弃你　　
84 你们的姓名笔画总数表示：要互相沟通
85 你们的姓名笔画总数表示：两人有默契　
86 你们的姓名笔画总数表示：他非常关心你　
87 你们的姓名笔画总数表示：你和他只能做朋友
88 你们的姓名笔画总数表示：兴趣不合　
89 你们的姓名笔画总数表示：男生主动　
90 你们的姓名笔画总数表示：第三者介入

Can check now or in future xDDD

By rq

2010-12-07T17:26:00.000+08:00

HOLY QIAN~

P.S.: AH LUM TOO BORING =]

==

2010-11-14T12:36:00.001+08:00

who the hell on earth will be so lucky to get a pink paper pressie from a brown skin guy,wearing drak blue color standard uniform when she just got her license for the first week?!!
HELLO!!!FIRST WEEK OKAY???!!SEVEN DAYS!!!
Urgh....
D=
my sister and godma laugh their ass out== *smacks them*
I swear that I really dunno we nid to put a piece of green color paper with lots of holes on the big window screen when I go pasar D=

2010-11-12T14:27:00.000+08:00

好了，你们终于毕业了。

快乐的日子不会结束，
它会一直在我们心底延续下去，
加油，在未来的日子里，
我们还是能再一次相遇，相惜。

我会想念你们的=D

咳咳，有些话想说....
http://lum-style.blogspot.com/2010/11/blog-post_9439.html <-----click here~~

By AH LUM

woooooohooooooooo~

2010-11-10T21:42:00.001+08:00

hi Gangsters~~~~
maybe none of you remember...
last Sunday,7th of November~
is......

*drums*

Our SmiLe GanG

1 YEAR anniversary~~!!!!!

wohooooooooooo~

*claps hands + dancing + cat calls + drums*

hey gangsters~
one year~
between this ONE year~
there are more or less some changes on us,but we don't realise..or maybe we do..
Friendship...

TO INVESTIGATE WHETHERE THE PRODUCTION OF SMILE GANG IS BASED ON THEIR FRIENDSHIP..

9330 is the fixed variable..
Friendship is the manipulated variable..
smile gang is the responding variable..

Hypothesis?
SmiLe GanG is formed when friendship is add by keeping 9330 as the constant variable..

Precautionary steps?
1.Please do not easily say that you wanna leave this gang,or else there will be an explosion during the experiment..
2.Please always avoid yourself from quarreling with your group members,or else it will be very dangerous while the experiment is carrying on..
3.Love each other,then you'll be safe throughout the whole experiment..
4.never forget to add the most important chemical,which have a beautiful chemical name call "Friendship" into the mixture,or else you should bare the consequences..

Conclusion?
Hypothesis is accepted~

simlies~we had gone through so much this year~
let's carry it on Kay?

SmiLe GanG rocksssssss~~~~
*drums*

NEW PROBLEM STATEMENT:
will smiLe GanG still be produced when 9330 is no longer the constant variables?

let's prove that it's wrong~
*winks*

Hello Babes

2010-11-05T12:34:00.001+08:00

Hello Guys...
Recently fall in love with this song...
Please, listen to it and you will fall in love with it...
Last time Eminem released Love The Way You Lie
Now, Rihanna had released her "Love The Way You Lie (part 2) "
Which is different with the previous one
I gonna share the video here
Enjoy it everyone
It is really really very nice =)

Enjoy it <3

From, Victor =)

2010年

2010-10-23T16:25:00.001+08:00

2010年又要过去了
又有人要离开我们了
只剩9天对吗？
要珍惜我们的时光！
我们一定要在这九天里面HIGH翻天！
我不会让你们有泪水的离开的
朋友，总是有离开的时候
这是我们必须面对的事实
要开开心心的离开
让我们来一起疯狂的度过这几天吧！
我会带HIGH歌去BUS里面开
早上每个人都不能睡觉哦！
睡觉的全部会中我打 xD
加油加油加油！
要快乐！

Jason, sorry for using Chinese
I felt that Chinese is a better way to express my feeling
So, sorry yar... use translater please xD

Victor 小弟 =)

2010-10-18T21:46:00.000+08:00

*TAKE A DEEEEEEEP BREATH*

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAH AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHA HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHH AHAAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAH AHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAH~

I AM BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*DANCING*

dont worry~

dis blog will be alive~~~~~

because I am here~~~~~!!!!!!!

wakakkakakakakkakakakakakkakakakakakkakka~

you guys got miss me boh?

someone scolded nnie ~~noob~~ haaaaaaar??!!!!!

*bushuang-ing*

Hehehehhehehehehehhe~

nvm..nnie da1 ren2 you3 da4 liang4~

saya ampunkan kamu XDDDDDD

anyway~be prepared~

nnie's going to SPAM dis blog again~~~

Thx So Much~

2010-06-19T12:07:00.000+08:00

Thx all smile gangsters 4 gave me a wonderful bday party~
Thx so much。。。
Thx 4 the presents~
When school reopen,i wil bring the chocolate & biscuit 2 u all!
Hlp me 2 eat yar~
Love u all so much!

By:Evan^^,

n3w blog t3mplat3~

2010-06-05T12:16:00.000+08:00

wohooooo~

new blog template!!!

gangsters~

L.I.K.E I.T????

victor n nnie work together..

(actually tortor is the one who make it...

nnie kacao oni><)

老大哥哥～saw the photo??

victor is expert in taking those erm...artistic pictures

wakakkakakkkakakakakk~

Song...

2010-06-05T11:18:00.000+08:00

Victor 弟弟 come here to post liao...^.^
Er...
Can u all tell me the song that u all love the most?
Each person please tell me 1 song!
Only 1 ahr...

Sophie... dont give me more than 1 hor...
if not after holiday i bring the rat medicine to school for u hor...
Haha....

So, please tell me as soon as possible...
Thanks~

Birthd@y Li$t present~

2010-06-05T08:42:00.008+08:00

for our

"B.E.L.O.V.E.D",

mr.GOH RUI QIAN & ms.SOPHIE TAY's

sake

...nnie... decided to type dis post bout

SMILE GANGSTERS' BIRTHDAY DATE!!!!!!!!!

*ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH*

[SOPHIE mama&老大哥哥~

please kindly take out ur pen n J.O.T D.O.W.N!!!!!)

*rolls eyes*

ah Lum papa

(9th of January)

cute bear bear

(9th of March)

Jason didi
*XDDDD*

(30th of March)

Victor didi
*LOL*

(11th of April)

wawa the vampy
*my 3x*

(15th of April)

HuiYee the weirdo

(31st of May)

Evan dardar
<3

(24th of June)

Sophie mama
*love shape*

(8th of July)

...nnie...=]

(11th of July *seven eleven*><)

老大哥哥
*@@*

(1st of September)

for ur information,

EXAM IS AROUND THE CORNER!!!!!

and it shi2 fen1 gai1 si3 de4 falls on phie mama n my bday~!!!!!!

*cursing the school*><

btw..GANGSTERS~!!

S.H.U.T D.O.W.N UR COMPUTER NOW

AND STICK URSELF IN FRONT OF UR

STUDY TABLE AND

S.T.U.D.Y!!!!!!!*winks*

GOOD LUCK~^^

2010-05-31T16:37:00.003+08:00

Test's Result...

假设有一天你在森林里迷路了,你身上有五样东西,你要一样一样地丢掉他们,请你排出丢掉东西的顺序.

测验结果:你最重视的东西

A>照像机:回忆

B>旅游指南:朋友

C>雨伞:恋人

D>提款卡:地位

E>书籍:梦想

Anthony & nnie@BDECA{朋友>地位>梦想>恋人>回忆}
Bear bear@ECBAD{梦想>恋人>朋友>回忆>地位}
Sophie@EDCAB{梦想>地位>恋人>回忆>朋友}
Victor@AEBCD{回忆>梦想>朋友>恋人>地位}
Sheik Wah@ECDAB{梦想>恋人>地位>回忆>朋友}
By:Evan

2010-05-30T00:21:00.001+08:00

解析：

0-5分假笑絕緣體
你似乎很不習慣“強顏歡笑”。開心就笑，不高興就哭，冷面以對也是你不爽時常用的表情。
當然可以說，你是個性情中人，不過，作為一個不懂得調節自己情緒的人，你會放任不良情緒控制身體。

6-10分假笑初體驗
聽到冷笑話或遇到小困難，你可能會假裝笑笑掩飾過去。
而在辦公室被人嘲諷、遭到大挫折，你肯定就笑不出來啦，就算強迫自己也只能做到不爆發情緒。

11-15 分假笑經營者
對別人來說，你是個第一印象為“好性格，猜不透”的人。
而你自己知道，什麼笑容是真的感到快樂，什麼時候只是在強迫自己。
你不需要哭泣或發怒來宣洩自己，強顏歡笑的調節方式對你正好合適。

16-21分假笑發燒友
你經常發出熱烈誇張的笑吧？那笑容是真還是假，別說身邊的人不清楚，恐怕連你自己都已經搞不清楚了。
你用笑掩藏負面情緒，也用笑給自己打氣。笑已經變成了一種強迫症。

強顏歡笑對身體有害？那可不一定。
“假裝快樂”是一種快速調整情緒的好方法，可以使人們脫離不良情緒。
身與心是互動的，當心情無法調節時，
如果強迫自己做微笑的動作，你就會發現內心開始湧動歡喜。
所以假裝快樂也會變成真的開心。

2010-05-28T19:38:00.000+08:00

A=1 分 B=2分 C=3分
1、剛開始享受的美味甜點，卻一下子掉到地上摔壞了，怎麼辦？
A.不要了
B.重新買一份
C.可惜，把上面沒有臟的部分吃掉

2、在陽臺上種一株名品玫瑰，你會把它栽在哪個盆子裏？
A.手繪瓷盆
B.原始風的木製花盆
C.精緻的塑膠花盆

3、比較一下自己食指和無名指的長度，從指根到指尖，哪個更長？
A.無名指長過食指
B.一樣長
C.食指長過無名指

4、花開得正艷，山坡上有一棵極美的花樹，而山坡下有許多開花的小樹和灌木，你會把座席鋪在哪兒？. S
A.向陽的山坡上
B.花樹下，隨著樹陰改變位置
C.山坡下的陰涼處

5、你用哪種方式緩解壓力和疲勞？
A.喝酒吸煙
B.劇烈運動
C.聽音樂看電影，平靜的娛樂

6、仔細觀察一下自己的臉，你的外眼角是下墜還是上揚？
A.上揚
B.看不出，大概是平行的
C.下墜得比較明顯

7、你眼角的紋理和嘴角邊的紋理，哪邊更深更明顯？
A.眼角
B.嘴角
C. 看不出

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2010-05-27T20:57:00.002+08:00

哈哈～这是本小姐第一次打blog哦！臭Jason!!!猪会飞勒=.= Dar dar~我真的来打blog了哦～不要看衰我啦...你们啊,很恶劣咯!!!干嘛叫他抱我的书包'睡觉'啊?!我是绝对不会跟他讲话的=D 除非...Sophie!!!我要跟你抢KJ啦!他是我的!你有ah Lum就够了喔...Hehe~雪华!我生病了～一直咳嗽！不可以唱k了 T.T sad ar...

Dar dar~我把那个心理测验post在这里哦!各位'同学',要告诉我,你们的答案喔^^

假设有一天你在森林里迷路了,你身上有五样东西,你要一样一样的丢掉他们,请你排出丢掉东西的顺序.

A 照像机
B 旅游指南
C 雨伞
D 提款卡
E 书籍

记得把答案告诉我哦!!!

By~Evan=p

『12星座在學校被老師語言侮辱汙辱』

2010-05-26T16:15:00.002+08:00

牡羊座
　老師：你看看啊～現在的學生打不乖教不會，要身材沒身

材，要外表沒外表，真是……就像你一樣（自顧自的說著）。
　牡羊：該死的^(*&*(&（消音），你有種再說一次… 我馬上把妳給^&)#&*)…（衝上前要去打老師卻被同學拉住）放開我！我要教訓他！！
同學：別別…別激動啊（快拉不住的同學哀號著）
『作：我開始佩服牡羊的行為了…』

金牛座
　老師：你看看啊～現在的學生打不乖教不會，要身材沒身材，要外表沒外表，真是……就像你一樣（自顧自的說著）。
　金牛：是這樣嗎？你做得很成功是嗎？你倒是說說看你的月薪多少錢？
老師：呃…這…你…你給我出去罰站！！（惱羞成怒）
『作：可憐的金牛…』

雙子座
　老師：你看看啊～現在的學生打不乖教不會，要身材沒身材，要外表沒外表，真是……就像你一樣（自顧自的說著）。
　雙子：你要年齡只有高齡，要女人味只有老人味，要有彈性的皮膚只有一堆皺紋，你說你是不是比我們還失敗？
老師：你你你…你也給我出去罰站！！
『作：　　雙子：金牛，一起罰站吧…
金牛：嗯…（嘆息）　　　』

巨蟹座
　老師：你看看啊～現在的學生打不乖教不會，要身材沒身材，要外表沒外表，真是……就像你一樣（自顧自的說著）。
巨蟹：你再說我就叫我爸媽來訓導處告狀然後炒了你！
老師：……好好！算你狠！
『作：嗚嗚！佩服啊！』

獅子座
　老師：你看看啊～現在的學生打不乖教不會，要身材沒身材，要外表沒外表，真是……就像你一樣（自顧自的說著）。
　獅子：你膽敢這樣說本大爺（小姐），看我不宰了你我就不叫獅子！！（衝向老師然後猛打）
同學：喂！119嗎？！快來救命！出人命了啊！！
『作：汗…』

處女座
　老師：你看看啊～現在的學生打不乖教不會，要身材沒身材，要外表沒外表，真是……就像你一樣（自顧自的說著）。
處女：你長這個樣子不知道是不是你幾年沒洗澡的關係？
老師：你！！…（氣到爆筋）
處女：我只是實話實說。
老師：（吐血休克）
『作：你果然不是凡人的境界。』

天枰座
　老師：你看看啊～現在的學生打不乖教不會，要身材沒身材，要外表沒外表，真是……就像你一樣（自顧自的說著）。
　天枰：（使出最終絕招：亮麗的頭髮，富有彈性的潔白肌膚，修長的身材）老師～請問你再說誰啊？
老師：……不是說你…（嘆）
『作：呵呵～形容似乎有點誇張～不過我喜歡（大心）』

天蠍座
　老師：你看看啊～現在的學生打不乖教不會，要身材沒身材，要外表沒外表，真是……就像你一樣（自顧自的說著）。
天蠍：呵呵…（冷笑）
　老師：怎麼？無言以對啊？哈哈！還有你這種學生…（越說越開心）
（放學）
　某同學：啊！你不是x年x班的老師嗎？天啊！你的衣服怎麼全不見啦？而且還被打成這樣？！
（私下）
天蠍：呵呵呵…笑不出來了吧…
『作：我開始害怕了…。』

射手座
　　老師：你看看啊～現在的學生打不乖教不會，要身材沒身材，要外表沒外表，真是……就像你一樣（自顧自的說著）。
　　射手：你還不是一樣～你的身材看起來就是水桶啊～外表就是阿美姐的翻版，真是的…也不去照鏡子，你要不要去考慮瘦身啊。（懶洋洋的說著）
老師：你也給我出去！！！
『作：雙子&金牛：你怎麼也出來了？
　　　　　　射手：裡面那個怪獸叫我出來的啊～呵呵呵！』

魔羯座
　老師：你看看啊～現在的學生打不乖教不會，要身材沒身材，要外表沒外表，真是……就像你一樣（自顧自的說著）。
魔羯：……（等我將來掌管這間學校我非要把你裁員）
老師：不敢說話了啊！我就說你啊…（越講越高興）
魔羯：……（我還要把你的年終師資全部扣光！！）
『作：哀呀…再次感受到魔羯的力量…！！』

水瓶座
　老師：你看看啊～現在的學生打不乖教不會，要身材沒身材，要外表沒外表，真是……就像你一樣（自顧自的說著）。
　水瓶：…（這人講話怎麼這樣啊？他媽沒教他嗎？真是的～有失敗的教育才有失敗的老師也才有失敗的學生，這很合理嘛！…真搞不懂現在的老人家在想什麼～是不是跟腦部發展有關係啊？還是說天生的重度殘障…？）
老師：水瓶！我在說話你在看哪！！你也給我出去！
『在門外罰站的四人：真是的～（嘆氣連連）』

雙魚座
　老師：你看看啊～現在的學生打不乖教不會，要身材沒身材，要外表沒外表，真是……就像你一樣（自顧自的說著）。
　雙魚：哼！你說話很沒禮貌耶！！我比你慘你還要活嗎？！（碎碎唸中）
老師：你在唸什麼？
雙魚：沒什麼啦！繼續罵你的啦！
『作：小雙魚變兇哩！！』

2010-05-21T17:43:00.004+08:00

废材狗仔&无聊狗仔：啦啦啦啦～我们又回来啦！^^ 有没有很想念我们丫？我们俩可想你们了！
大众人士：切～明明才一个晚上罢了嘛！有什么好想念的～真的有够神经的！汗～
无聊狗仔：什么嘛？！哪里可以酱说？！我和废才可是打喷嚏了一整天的也～ [心想：明明就很想我们～死不承认～哼……]
废材狗仔：好啦好啦～无聊啊～你就不要整天没事找茬啦！真是的！你还小啊？！明明就是LKK一个～还整天跟我act cute！唉～真是悲哀啊……
无聊狗仔：人家明明就还小啊～人家明明才9999岁罢了嘛！有很老么？[大众人士点头……一致认同] 还有……我本来就很kawaii……所以我都没有act cute！是人家本来就长这个样子的咯！你那里不爽……来啦！我们来单挑～哇咔咔～
废材狗仔：果然有够无聊的！难怪你妈妈帮你取名为无聊！！！ LOL~
废材狗仔：好了啦～无聊！我们来到这里是有正经事要办的，你该不会忘记了吧?
无聊狗仔：对哦！你不说我都差点忘了也！我们可是身负重任！社长说要我们把答案公布出来～要不然就炒我们鱿鱼！[sad ah~ 画圈圈-ing] 社长还说，我们不止会被炒鱿鱼……我们走出去的时候，还会被读者们乱刀砍死、横死街头、而且 ……而且……没人来跟我门收尸～废材，你说社长他们哪里可以这样对待这么可爱又善良的我们叻？！真的太不公平了！
废材狗仔：我看你啊……再继续这样没天夜地说下去……我们真的会变成那样的啦！你不要害我啦，死无聊！
无聊狗仔：OKAY咯～我们现在讲啦！废材狗仔：嗯嗯～
无聊狗仔&废材狗仔：蒋蒋蒋蒋～答案正式揭晓！那就是……

A——你是个不折不扣的神经病，你达到了全国精神病的四级水平！即使你不承认也没有用，因为光凭你有这麽大的耐心做完这些题目就足以证明了。希望你好好地在工作上发挥你的耐心美德及铁齿性格，将来不排除有出人头地的可能。

　　B——你是一群神经病中比较善良的那一个，你也达到了全国精神病四级水平，但你通过这个等级测试多少有点运气的成分！但并不因此代表你的症状就比别人轻。反而你要担心的是，你是这一群神经病中，最有可能受到其他人的影响而使症状再加重的人。希望你没事少跟别人说话。

　　C——你是一个性格豪迈的神经病，你达到了全国精神病德六级水平！虽然现在的症状满严重的，不过请不要心灰意冷，只要多接触一些有趣的事物，你的精神状态将会因你的乐观性格而逐渐正常化，恢复到四级水平。但是，要改掉参与危险活动的习惯。

　　D——你是神经病中的神经病！简直病入膏肓了！你达到了全国精神病的八级水平！更可怕的是，你虽然口口声声地说：我绝不是神经病！可是你的潜意识却告诉自己：“我是神经病中的王！”你该接受治疗了!

smile gangsters们的成绩报告，如以下：
jason—— A——你是个不折不扣的神经病，你达到了全国精神病的四级水平！即使你不承认也没有用，因为光凭你有这麽大的耐心做完这些题目就足以证明了。希望你好好地在工作上发挥你的耐心美德及铁齿性格，将来不排除有出人头地的可能。【which means...Jason u r a nuts！LOL～】
ah lum—— B——你是一群神经病中比较善良的那一个，你也达到了全国精神病四级水平，但你通过这个等级测试多少有点运气的成分！但并不因此代表你的症状就比别人轻。反而你要担心的是，你是这一群神经病中，最有可能受到其他人的影响而使症状再加重的人。希望你没事少跟别人说话。
nnie—— C——你是一个性格豪迈的神经病，你达到了全国精神病德六级水平！虽然现在的症状满严重的，不过请不要心灰意冷，只要多接触一些有趣的事物，你的精神状态将会因你的乐观性格而逐渐正常化，恢复到四级水平。但是，要改掉参与危险活动的习惯。
anthony、phie、evan、vampy、vic—— D——你是神经病中的神经病！简直病入膏肓了！你达到了全国精神病的八级水平！更可怕的是，你虽然口口声声地说：我绝不是神经病！可是你的潜意识却告诉自己：“我是神经病中的王！”你该接受治疗了!
bear、yee——*废材狗仔：由于bear&yee并没有提供任何答案～所以本人无能为力～我在此跟大家说声抱歉！*

无聊狗仔：哇哇哇～原来smile gangsters们就是黄叉叉校长所说的行为怪异的同学！耶～我查到真相了！快叫我名侦探柯南～哇咔咔～
废才狗仔：你啊～到底可不可以正常点啊？！什么真相不真相的！真是受不了你！社长，我想换同事啦！
无聊狗仔：废材！你哪里可以叫老板把我换掉！我可是要养我的曾曾父母、曾父母、爸爸妈妈、哥哥姐姐、弟弟妹妹....的叻！如果社长把我给咔嚓掉～你就得负责养我哦！我告诉你～ *狂吐舌头*
废材狗仔：唉～不咔嚓、不咔嚓～诶……你也有做这个测验吧！那你的答案是什么啊？ ×_×
无聊狗仔：你真的要听？！废材狗仔：你在说废话吗？真是的！
无聊狗仔：知道了啦！我说就是了嘛！我的答案可厉害咯！我当然是……D行啦～ LOL~
废材狗仔：诶！酱巧！我也是叻！XD
废材狗仔&无聊狗仔：我的妈呀～我们竟然是同一类型也～哇咔咔…… 我们走吧～我们的任务已完成！我们该回去跟社长交差咯！呵呵～社长～我们要回到你的怀抱啦！*手牵手……一起奔奔跳跳地离开……p.s.两个脸上还带着超白痴的笑容*

2010-05-20T20:23:00.002+08:00

校園狗仔隊

by爽就出版·社

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半島:RM1,000,000,000 20/5/2010(星期一) 農曆4月7日
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（嘔楣加，20日訊）本校校方嚴重懷疑……校園最近出現了一群精神有別于常人~而且行爲怪異的同學！
所以……要求本刊測試smile gangsters們是否處於精神病狀態！是否就是黃叉叉校長所描述的同學？！
來來來~ 現在就開始給你們做個心理測驗！
看看你們的精神病狀態到底如何！！！ [廢才狗仔：我的絕對不會有這種問題！我絕對絕對是最正常的那一個！哇卡卡~ 無聊狗仔：mmmm~ 很難講哦！我告訴你~ 根據我多年來的經驗……往往說自己正常的人都是最嚴重的那一個哦！所以我說阿~ 你也應該測試測試下下啦！廢才狗仔：你找打是不是？！我都說我很正常了咯！你聼不懂華語嗎？！im vr normal!! 啊~你聼不懂英文阿？那馬來文呢？日文？韓文？法文？ mmmm~還是你聼不懂人話啊？無聊狗仔：=.=" ello~如果我聼不懂我能跟你説話嗎？真是的！難道你覺得你現在在說非人類話嗎？殘咯~ 看來你已經很嚴重了！悲哀啊~ 廢才狗仔：哪有~ 畫圈圈-ing]

1、吃西红柿炒蛋时，你常烦恼该先吃西红柿还是先吃蛋吗？

　　是——→ 前往2

　　否——→ 前往4

　　2、你敢不惧他人的耻笑，牵着驼鸟去逛长安街吗？

　　是——→ 前往3

　　否——→ 前往6

　　3、你经常为了睡觉时，手要摆在哪里而失眠吗？

　　是——→ 前往5

　　否——→ 前往7

　　4、早上睡醒时，经常烦恼该先上厕所还是先刷牙吗？

　　是——→ 前往6

　　否——→ 前往8

　　5、你胆敢在非常感伤的毕业典礼上疯狂地说笑话吗？

　　是——→ 前往9

　　否——→ 前往10

　　6、别人说了一个很难笑的笑话，你胆敢不笑吗？

　　是——→ 前往7

　　否——→ 前往10

　　7、你敢不惧他人讪骂，穿着海滩裤参加重要宴会吗？

　　是——→ 前往11

　　否——→ 前往12

　　8、你讨厌的人要送你免冲水晶马桶，你会收下吗？

　　是——→ 前往10

　　否——→ 前往9

　　9、你很想要和流浪狗玩“主人亲狗”的游戏吗？

　　是——→ 前往11

　　否——→ 前往15

　　10、你叫了一碗牛肉面，老板却端来一盘鱼丸，你会吃下它吗？

　　是——→ 前往13

　　否——→ 前往11

　　11、你敢用发明的“马桶型冰温冷三段漱口机”吗？

　　是——→ 前往16

　　否——→ 前往12

　　12、与你争辩中的朋友给你一个蛋塔，要你住口，你肯答应吗？

　　是——→ 前往15

　　否——→ 前往14

　　13、你很想念故事给动物园里的猴子听吗？

　　是——→ 前往14

　　否——→ 前往18

　　14、你会因为讨厌公司里的订书机，而辞去工作吗？

　　是——→ 前往17

　　否——→ 前往15

　　15、监考老师在你的座位附近走来走去，你会瞪他吗？

　　是——→ 前往18

　　否——→ 前往16

　　16、陌生人要请你吃好吃的火腿蛋炒饭，你会接受吗？

　　是——→前往20

　　否——→前往19

　　17、你嚼口香糖时，都用牙齿中固定的一边嚼吗？

　　是——→ A

　　否——→前往19

　　18、吃蚕豆时，你会连壳带肉吞下吗？

　　是——→C

　　否——→D

　　19、说你是神经病，你会承认吗？

　　是——→B

　　否——→A

　　20、说你以后可能会变成神经病，你相信吗？

　　是——→B

　　否——→D

無聊狗仔：驚人的一刻終于到了~ 你的精神狀態到底是如何呢？！心有沒有一直狂跳~好像快要跳出來一樣……有沒有覺得呼吸困難……
廢才狗仔：你真的神經咯！講到好像是心臟病發作醬~ 我暈~
無聊狗仔：哪有！
廢才狗仔*讀者們：其實啊~我發現最嚴重的好想是他自己哦！shh~不要告訴別人！
無聊狗仔：啊邱~誰在講我壞話？！是不是你？！就是你了~不要跟我看別人~你到底在説什麽？！*磨拳頭，evil laughs*
無聊狗仔：算了……我不跟你爭了~ 哼~
無聊狗仔：蔣蔣蔣蔣~成績將要揭曉啦！~ 我現在正式宣佈……………………
廢才狗仔：醬多廢話~你到底要不要講成績的喔？！真的是快要被你氣死了啦！
無聊狗仔：哎喲~ 你幹嘛一直打岔啊？！你醬緊張做麽哦！我又不是給你做測驗~ 讀者都不緊張你緊張什麽咚咚喔？切~
讀者們：誰跟你醬我們不緊張的？！誰誰？！你欠揍是不是？! 你到底要不要跟我講？！*evil laughs*
無聊狗仔：好嘛好嘛~ 怎麽這麽凶阿？！一點都不好玩…… 遲點知道會死麽？！*吐舌頭，扮鬼臉* 哼~
N秒后~~~
無聊狗仔：成績是……………… 我就是不要告訴你們答案~ 怎樣怎樣！哇卡卡~ 掰掰咯！我……先閃人咯~ *runs away*
讀者們：你這個死狗仔~ 你給我們滾回來丫！ *throwing rubbish* 你最好不要給我們看到你！看到你一次就揍你一次！！ *憤怒-ing*

2010-05-04T20:47:00.000+08:00

so if i m not wrong.

i'm really a hard person to yang3 LOL

i'm not THHAAAT bad wad T_T

evil friends ><

rui qian. u'hv offended me.

so where was i?

ok, ah lum, u'r dumb (u'll noe y, later xD)

current wives of pua r, hui yee, hui min, n hui ling.

THE HUI-S .
xD

cool one indeed.

i jus realised something.

every sentence, doesnt exceed more than 10 words.

i'm chio xD

naw~

exam results sucks.

but we'll work hard =)

from,
THE ONE N ONLY, SOPHIE XD

HAPPY BIRTHDAY~~~~!!!!!!!!

2010-04-11T19:09:00.002+08:00

yo Vic~!!!!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY YAR~!!!!!!!

..nnie..used my hp to type dis post cos my mummy dun let nnie to use the cute little com..

T^T

so dis post might looks a bit..erm.."weird"??><

anyway,nnie feels SORRY+GUILTY to u cos v can't gv u a "crazy" celebration tat day....

nnie actually planed a lot..

but it ended up like tat....

erm...bout the present...

not need to worry lar...

nnie will think of smth...

so u not nd to feel sad or guilty..^,~..

nnie will fly back next year to celebrate ur bday...*promise*

lolx...

anyway,,

still wish u a

HAPPY BIRTHDAY~~~

(nnie CANT enlarge+colour those words by using my stupid hp...*arghhhhhhhhh*)

2010-04-11T09:36:00.000+08:00

today's a special day for someone.

someone who is chubby, cute, freaking big sized, n hv a low voice tone.

someone who is there to make me smile =))))

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, VICTOR!!=)

from,
SOPHIE!!!!><

对不起~~

2010-03-31T19:56:00.003+08:00

We love all of you , at least I am...

如果说

或许这么说

人

都希望

被爱

被疼

被关心

被爱护

女生喜欢被拥抱的感觉

男生喜欢被称赞的感觉

当你定下心来

有的时候

你会感觉

寂寞

孤独

有的时候

你想安静的一个人

静静地待着

什么也不做

如果说

我也会认为你没比以前关心我

那是否能想想你那‘没人关心我’的一段

明白了吗？

人

会想多

会想少

我错了

你天天都有想我吧

为什么我会那么想呢

为什么在那一段时间里你又会那么认为呢

答案很明显

在某人的部落格里

看见你的的笑容

坦白说，我笑了

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如果说你是个很感性的人

或许你是个很在乎朋友的朋友

我说

你的现状和一个学长很相像

你说过你不在乎他在不在队里

你曾经很懊恼

为什么他要这样

你发现了吗

你已经成了以前的他

看了他的部落格

他很了解

你的心情

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如果说

你很爱他

或许没人能侮辱在你心里的那个他

或许我不了解那模糊的玻璃

把现实与幻想分清

那是人的哲学

可否想过你将失去的更多

或许你不在乎

但

那最后一年的

回忆

你在乎吗

老实说

我很在乎

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有那么的一次

我做错了

两个月后

我主动地

说了那么一句对不起

原来

没有一方

真正的不在乎

没有一方

不想如以往一番

我

十七岁的那年

学会了

对不起

Brought to u By CrazyPlatinum

wakakaka~the riche ass

2010-03-30T19:13:00.010+08:00

wakakakaka~

today.....

is our gang's richEST ass de bday~

HAPPY BIRTHDAY

JASON CHUA!!!!!

haha...

老大哥哥~

...nnie.. need to apologize cos i din bring my own camera to sch

so.....nnie... "cho" those pic from my mama's blog...

paisaeh~~~

so........

...nnie...woke up in the morning n start to do the cake's deco....

((vivi the designer..><))

cos if i din do some deco...

the cake rili "cannot see light" lar....

my daydi said tat it looks like china Olympics' de building called "sui li fang"

thn i was like .....==....

i hv no idea how to rotate it back...==

(i uploaded it for erm....millions of time but it still appears like tat)

haha...

ohohhhhh....

...nnie...fall down when auntie breaks the bus n mama is video-ing!!!!

*argh*

T^T

my "mian zi" all gone liao lar!!!

haha....

the not so cleaver de Evan go n un wrap the lolipop flower(jason's present)

[dun noe when she did tat]

and than she ended up wrapping it back till

LATE NIGHT!!!!!!

siao liao.....=='''

EVANGERLINE!!!

u c lar!!!!

u insist to un wrap it!!!!!!

*sayang*

JASON CHUA!!!!!

i am going over to ur house to hit ur butt!!!!!!

i promise bear tat i'll do dis in the sch...

but..

haix...

...nnie....

old liao lar(16++)

totally forgotten bout it....

so....

rmbr to lock ur door.....

or else.....

heiheiheihei~~~*wicked laugh*

haha...

anyway...

still wish u a

HAPPY BIRTHDAY~

stay happy awes...^^

the bday card

same as bear...

jason.....

i hv a small little request......

gv me rui bear no.2!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!==

My Birthday!

2010-03-30T17:37:00.007+08:00

I would like to thank all

Smilegangsters

that put in so much effort on doing all

those things.

Firstly,would be the cake by

Vynnie,Victor,Vyvien, and

Hui Yee(although she go kacao only)

Secondly,would be the

Lollipopssss that is made into a bunch of

flower with LOVE

(Evan,i know remember what you

say you want to give me on my birthday

le,LOLLIPOPSSS!!!XD) and the birthday

card

by

Evangerline!!

Third,would be for

EVERY MEMBERS OF SMILEGANG that

make

me HAPPY on my BIRTHDAY!

Thanks EVERYONE!

2010-03-29T15:22:00.018+08:00

校園狗仔隊

by爽就出版·社
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半島:RM1,000,000,000 29/3/2010(星期一) 農曆2月14日
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路人A:"一份《校園狗仔隊》，謝謝！"

攤主:"好的！一份《校園狗仔隊》來了~

這個原價是RM1,000,000,000……

不過好歹我們也是朋友一場嘛！

所以嘞~我給你算友情价!

經過折扣后的友情价是RM1,000,000

真的是超級無敵便宜的了！看吧~我這個朋

友對你有幾好就有幾好，有多善良就多善良！

就因爲你是我的朋友，我才給你這種優惠的

也！

路人A:"什麽？！真麽這麽貴丫！！

[心想：哪有便宜到嘛！]

@#$$^&$@(*%@ [爽就出版·社長：你是什麽東東阿！

人家都已經把後面3個零扣掉了，我都血本無歸了！你

還給我嫌東嫌西的！你很惡劣也~]

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
（嘔楣加，29日訊）有位路人甲向本公司爆料。然後，我們非常敬

責的狗仔們[狗

仔們：謝謝~~謝謝~~其實也沒什麽的啦！]一接到這個獨家消息，就

馬上動身去

展開了一場校園搜搜搜。終于……被我們那神通廣大的狗仔[廢財狗

仔：就是我本

人了啦！謝謝你們的讚賞~]給搜出了一份獨家，那就是————明天

3月30日正是

那口愛的便便王國裏那帥帥又多金的蔡大便，接生先生的61大壽！

那麽~~~接生

王子的緋聞女友[廢財狗仔：什麽緋聞阿？！明明就是真的嘛！不要

懷疑我的搜搜

能力哦！小心我揍你噢~]，艾雯佳玲小姐會送什麽

樣的生日禮物給她的親親老公

嘞？！[大衆人士點點頭，都一致表示了他們的好奇心]也因爲這

樣……所以狗仔們

作了一個“色微”。而這個“色微”是有關當紅明星艾雯佳玲小姐會送的

禮物哦！

“色微”顯示一下所列出的禮物都是具有非常大的可能性！

一個啵啵 *舌吻1小時* [廢財狗仔：*sigh* 可憐的舌頭啊！]
一個晚上[廢財狗仔：不要想歪啦！只是夜遊罷了！]
一打condom[接生：不夠用拉！要就一箱！廢財狗仔：不夠用嗎？以後你們可是要生50隊twins的嘞！太多，我怕生不出50對；太少，我怕你生到100對]
一架按摩椅[廢財狗仔：聽説做了床上運動，男生背部都會有一點酸痛也！接生：@#$%^&* 我的身體很健康！！！]

一場脫衣秀[艾雯佳玲：才不要嘞！臉紅ing…… 接生：該看的我都看了，不該看的我也看了！有什麽好害羞的！廢財狗仔：有沒有看過也不用説出來啊！ -.-"]

明天艾雯佳玲到底會送什麽東西給蔡大便王子呢？！答案……是……明

天就知道了

咯~~ [大衆人士：你欠揍啊！廢財狗仔：不要揍我的臉！快跑啊~~~~]

謝謝支持！！

请继续支持爽就出版一次的

校園狗仔隊

！！！！！！！！！！！！！！！！

2010-03-21T19:32:00.026+08:00

谨詹于二零一零年

农历二月二十日

农历四月五日（清明节）

为

次子：旺子

长女：佳玲

举行结婚典礼

敬备喜筵

阖第光临

刘郑吴叶

利苏瑞慧

俊菲铨妤

鞠

躬

恕邀
*****************************
时间：午夜十二点正（吸血鬼出没时间）
电话：五二零一三一四
地址：吉隆坡有钱山庄444号
席设：香格拉拉大饭店（全场包完）

备注：由于二人很难控制情欲，为了避免各位看到不雅画面，请自备眼罩。

家人

2010-03-21T17:38:00.002+08:00

蔡旺子的家人 -

老妈- 苏菲
老爸-LUM
弟弟-威特
姐姐-维尼

读了废话年报后，

老妈：儿子啊！你走红了咯，跟世界大“霉”女在一起！我问你啊，你想跟他结婚身子吗？我想快点包孙叻！

弟弟：什么！！？？哥哥要结婚了？？

姐姐：妈，你确定你要让二弟那么快结婚？

老爸：儿子，你想不想举办这场婚礼？要在那里举办？几时举办？几个人参加？

旺子：我，很想结婚...可是，问题是她想结吗？

弟弟：WAH~那代表我要有大嫂了咯...哈哈...可以欺负她了...

旺子：如果她嫁来我们家，你敢欺负她你就死了～

弟弟：我就敢你怎样？要打架啊？

旺子：来啦，你以为我怕你啊！

（结果，旺子跟他弟弟就打起来了，由于他弟弟是跆拳道黑带，蔡旺子被他弟弟打得鼻青脸肿的）

艾雯佳玲的家人
老妈- 慧妤
老爸-安德你吴
弟弟-熊熊
姐姐-滑雪

老爸: 那个蔡旺子有没有对你动手动脚？

佳玲：没有

老妈：那你们有没有做S.E.X ?

佳玲：让我想想，因为我们做他多次了，所以忘记第一次是几时了～

老妈&老爸：什么！！！原来我们的女儿跟我们的命运是一样的～那，你就是他的了...

弟弟：姐姐，会痛吗？

佳玲：习惯就不会了

姐姐：如果我是你就好了

爸妈：你们几时要举办婚礼？

佳玲：我想结婚，问题是，他要结吗？

（当佳玲说完这句话，她家门铃突然响起了，原来是蔡旺子来了）

旺子：佳玲，我爱你...你愿意嫁给我吗

佳玲：嗯，我愿意

（过后，蔡旺子跟佳玲MUACKSSSS了好久好久，长达1小时)

200年后，旺子跟佳玲过着快乐愉快的生活，佳玲还生了1....百个孩子=50对双胞胎

THE END~

haha~~~

2010-03-20T17:18:00.016+08:00

erm...

as u noe,my English sucks..

so i decided to do dis post in Chinese~~~

...nnie.. apologized for ur inconvenience...

~~~~~~~废话年报~~~~~~~

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价钱：10，000。00人冥币（可刷卡）星期四天气：不明朗啊~（可能会有龙卷风） 4444年4月04日

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废话年报谢谢您选购一年出版一次的

~废话年报~

我们忠心的谢谢您~

（我们是狗吗？还忠心勒~*幽灵们抗议中*）

报道一：

当红呕像,

艾雯佳玲和蔡旺子在一起？！

艾雯佳玲蔡旺子

[外星20日讯] 当红呕像，艾雯佳玲日前传出和大便王国的鬼（贵的谐音）公子，蔡大便旺子（英文名：接生）在一起。两人之前被拍到接吻的照片。但是双方被访问时,都极力否认两人的关系。

不过很不幸的是，她们在18日早上7点（害偶要酱早起身！！）被本报的幽灵记者拍到她们带着艾雯佳玲那好吃懒做的保镖一起出现在Molek的‘麦克疯’。不过她们在里面“干虾米”幽灵记者就不知道了。。因为它还不会穿墙术。。（sad ar~）。。所以！！！！！！！幽灵记者在外面等。。终于让它在19日早上7点等到她们了！

当幽灵记者想上前问清楚真相时，那好吃懒做的保镖竟然贿赂本报记者！他拿出1000人“冥”币。。谁能克服的了“钱”的诱惑呢？haix...幽灵记者也是逼不得以啊~~不过，幽灵记者还是很敬业的拍到了一‘些’照片。希望您会喜欢。。

两人在“麦克疯”外等待。。。[看的出来，两人刻意保持距离。]

今年的报道就到此。。

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Sorry

2010-03-11T15:36:00.003+08:00

Im sorry friends...
I know that i shouldn't do that...
Im sorry and i'll promise that i won't do that anymore...
Sorry...
This is only what i can do...
Please don't be sad for me

Victor

th3 b3@Rs'

2010-03-09T15:57:00.011+08:00

wow~~~~

today is bear bear's bday~~!!!!!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY BEAR!!!~~

well..well.....
bear bear~
can i hv a request??

jus one small little request...

i'm sure tat u can do it^^

GIVE ME UR BEAR!!!!!!~~*argh

i mean the one tat i gv u dis morning....not u~~

*imaging*

...nnie.. : "u can gv me ur bear rite? "

bear bear : " ofcos!! *passes the bear to ...nnie...* "

...nnie... : "thx a lot~~!!! *hugging the bear* "

u noe wat?

he's so cute~~~

(i mean the "bear" not the bear)

jus look at it!!!!!!!

(hey guys..u noe wat?i found tat my bear *which is now laying lazily on my bed* , is smaller than bearbear's **bu shuang-ing** )

how could vic squeeze his head?!

how could ah lum n jason molest his *beep* ?!

how could phie make hands prints on his head?!

how could evan force him to stay inside the plastic bag?!

he's jus a cute little bear~

oh ya~~!!!
v gv him a name.....
call.......

RUI BEAR~~~
(although it sounds weird == )

the bday card

Lets Cheer For Rui Qian Gor

2010-03-01T20:56:00.000+08:00

I know that i had been though for you to leave your mum and dad behind in Malaysia...
Thats a feeling that everyone child will feel before they leave their parents...
You must work hard to make your parents proud...
You must work hard to make us proud...
You must work hard to make every friend of yours proud...

The goal that u made,
Im sure that u can achieve it...
But the only main thing is..
You need to work harder than Secondary School...
*This is what my sis told me*

I'm such an busy body...
I donno should i say this...
But maybe that the fact that i care about you?
I just want to let you know...
You will always be in our heart no matter where are you...
You will always be the best Rui Qian Gor no matter where are you...
You will always be the faster runner in our heart no matter where are you...

You are the person who run very fast, We are the shoe that protect your leg...
You cant protect your leg without a pair of running shoes...
We can move if you didnt wear us...
I wish u get what i mean...
No matter what happen,
We will always be beside you...

Lastly,
Cheer for him,
Cheer for Rui Qian Gor...
Jiayous Rui Qian Gor..
I know u can make it...

Victor

2010-02-25T19:09:00.000+08:00

HELLO~

paiseh~long time din update because i dunno what to say XD
haha thx everyone for the T -shirt but ITS TOO SMALL FOR ME!!!
my size is extra large large large ok? remember that XD
i have to go and change the shirt myself T.T
nnie say must change the pattern like bear de wor~
but i forgot the pattern le leh~
but nvm bah as long as it is white XD
so sad i can't go that day cause still on the high way zzz
sure that u all got enjoyed vry much rite?
i also want to go T.T
whateva~
+U EVERYONE

someone seems emo these few days~+u by Ah Lum~

new life in TAS

2010-02-22T07:01:00.000+08:00

YO guys i reached Tasmania .
frankly, the weather here is really nice n cool n the ppl from different countries here are all DAMN friendly ^^
All the food here are oso bigbig 1 =)
Going to join a nice club maybe
unlimited sporting everyday woohoo...

erm...Tasmania is a place where is not so advance if compare wif those city like melb n sydney
but this place gave me a special feeling n honestly i love it very much =)
weather,ppl, lifestyle,custom and food here
n i didnt expect that.....
I LOVE TASMANIA ^^

pm ..thx for victor
for giving me username n pass
if nt i wont be able to post this XD

by WOODlover XD

2010-02-21T23:21:00.000+08:00

2010-02-21T23:08:00.001+08:00

Thanks

2010-02-20T15:42:00.001+08:00

Im here to thanks to, Our boss, GOH RUI QIAN

Thanks for being so good with us,
Thanks for being so foolish with us,
Thanks for acting noob infront of us,
Thanks for being our of our GanG members...
Thanks for creating this GanG,
Thanks for everything u done to us,
Thanks for being so smart,
Thanks for being the one who always bullied by us,
Thanks for bring together with us for about 1 years,
Thanks for cheering for us when we cant see you,
Thanks for remembering us,
Thanks for caring about us,
Thanks for joining the outing yesterday,
Thanks for making us laugh like hell,

Im sure that all of us wont forget you,
I wish that u dont forget us too...
After studying, when come back for holiday, must ask us out again..

Bon Voyage~
Byes~

We Will Miss You De~

Specially for you,
Goh Rui Qian

By, Victor
The cutest guy in the GanG...
^.^

2010-02-20T15:01:00.000+08:00

Goodbye Rui Qian Gor~~
Bon Voyage,Yi Lu Sun Feng!

Jiayous in you studies in Tasmania k..

After studying for 3 years in Tasmania than go to Melbourne take master ah...XDD.so can meet you there.haha.

Good Luck!

The one that miss and loves you the MOST,

Jason~

BYE~

2010-02-20T14:31:00.003+08:00

喂~帅哥~

再见咯~加油

RQ 4EVA

BY AH LUM~

Reminder

2010-02-17T21:36:00.001+08:00

REMEMBER TO BRING CAMERA ON FRIDAY AND SUNDAY BABES...^.^

By,
Turtle~

2010-02-13T10:47:00.001+08:00

HAPPY CHINESE NEW YEAR

HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY =D

sophie has gone to malacca

she will be back by thursday NIGHT

P/S WAWA!! MUST TELL ME WHEN U'LL FETCH ME! CALL ME CALL ME

MISS ME U SHALL =D

love,

Sophie!!!!

u noe u love me =D

hihi!!!!

2010-02-12T13:27:00.004+08:00

yoyo~~!!!

nnie's here to wish u all a

HAPPY NEW YEAR and HAPPY VALENTINE!!!!!!

well...well.....

...nnie...is going bak to my father's hometown today..

so..pls dun miss me gangsters~

haha....

rmbr our gathering!!!!

those who r going pls dun "fang fei ji" hor!!!!

or else i'll be vr vr vr angry!!!!

however..

still wish u all a

...nnie.. :"HAPPY NEW YEAR~~"

and.....

wawa&Jason:"HAPPY VALENTINE~~!!!!!!"

(ps: Vic~pls dun hate CNY songs....^^...)

2010-02-11T22:58:00.000+08:00

to find my glasses can make me turn my room upside down
i panicked like hell cos without my glasses, I'M BLIND

the only person that will take my glasses without asking is vic
lol
TRUE WAD
idk y, he loves my glasses as much as he loves me =DDDD

love,
Sophie

2010-02-10T20:49:00.001+08:00

karangan- X
rumusan- X
add maths-X
ALL HW HAVEN DONE YET!!!
n it's all tmr's hw OMG
=o=
jus kill me

*pulls hair*

for rui qian's sake
the meaning of bleeding is MENSTRUATION la NOOB
=o=

n to think abt hving menstruation while u pee when u'r doing poopy time PLUS u fart ALL AT THE SAME TIME
boy oh man, the smell...TERRIBLE HORRIBLE VEGETABLE
TRUE ENOUGH
it smells like~~rusted metal being soak into salt + ammonia gas of course

AT LEAST I'M BEING HONEST N OPEN PLUS FRANK

guys, don ever use 'come' as 'cum'
go check the dictionary wad's the meaning of 'cum'
u'll be surprised

OK OK OK IMMA GOT TO GO TO DO HOMEWORK

love,
Sophiiiieeeee!!!

p/s vic u noe i love u so pls get well n come to school T_T

2010-02-10T06:12:00.000+08:00

i'm typing this early in the morning..=o=

i would like to say, i'hv been bleeding for like 3 days d ._.

kimmie said that her friend loves the smell of her blood ._.

if u can get the msg i'm conveying so~

xD

RANDOMNESS

i really can't wait to get the elmo shirt ><
THANK YOU NNIE FOR REMINDING ME =D

stupid rui qian

love,
Sophie

2010-02-07T20:12:00.002+08:00

[CLICK TO ENLARGE!]

so, want which one?

love,

Sophie

2010-02-07T19:42:00.001+08:00

yes, this may sound jakun but, i'm still gonna say this
DAD HAS BOUGHT A TURNING TABLE!!!!XDDDHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
like those restaurants ><
MARBLE SOME MORE
shit ass cheep RM350
our marble table cost like~~RM2500
that turning marble thingy, it's only RM350
SHIT ASS CHEEP RIGHT?!

another thing is
DAD HAS BOUGHT ANOTHER BRAND NEW COMPUTER
ok now our house hv~~hmm....10 coms + laptops? ._.
i mus go n recount ._.
go anywhere also will see at least one com/laptop
downstairs got~~~6 coms ._.
upstairs, 4 coms
bro has 3 coms in malacca
so....OMG!!13 COMS!
BLAME IT ON MY DAD LA
=O=

n no, i din post it in the wrong blog. BLEK VICTOR

n where was i?
OH
i love to turn the turning table ><
n go, WEEEEEE~~~~
LOL

jason chua, u better come tmr OR ELSE

victor i love u u noe i do =D

stupid rui qian, i love u too (AWKWARD =S )

love,
Sophie

The Meaning of Smile (English)

2010-02-07T18:44:00.001+08:00

Everyone has his own "emotion mask"
If the “mask” looks too common,
Man may be tired one day when they get along with each other.

----by WU DAN RU

Man is not a sage
Every man has the right to enjoy their loneliness and willfulness
There is an animal built with a million and million cell
Called “human”
And it can’t explain by anyone of us in this universe
No one dare to say: “I understand you.”
Even though I said it, it’s just a sheer nonsense
Because no one can explain that what is “human”
Why you will have a pair of eyes, nose or ears?
Why you will have four limbs but not eight?

Man is very peculiar
Sometimes may angry with no reason
Why?
Because BU SHUANG LAH
I want to get angry
Cannot ah?
Sometimes I want to get mad
Sometimes I want to become the funniest people
Sometimes I want to gone KEE XIAO
Still BU SHUANG? Don’t look LAH!

Did I ask u to look at me?
Sometimes I also like to act cool
Don’t want to think about anything
Still don’t like?

Is because I look too cool attracted you?
No? Ok, then I shut up….
Sometimes I want to be alone
Make myself EMO
Just like the dialogue in the TV program----“can you leave me alone?”
Can’t I?
Hey misters and misses, do I live because of you?
Don’t want to look at EMO show just stay away LAH
And sometimes I will cry
Cry out loudly with no reason
Not because I want to attract the attention of anyone
And also not because I want to let people come and understand me
What’s up? Will your house flood or the world’s water level rise because I cry?

A man who has many emotions is call as the man who has most happiness in the world
Cry when you want to cry, laugh when you want to laugh,

Do it when you want to be the most funniest people~
What really reveal is, this is called human rights

Why this world doesn’t have things that are absolute?
As I said before, no one dare to say that he is correct
There is no right or wrong
The difference of right and wrong is not far
Who said that rob is wrong?
No one said it
Go and ask your parents
Why rob is wrong?

Because you will get caught by police!
Laws were set just because every country wants to use it to make their country safe

Let’s come back to the subject,
Feelings that shows by a man doesn’t have any right or wrong
If you say it is correct,
Yup! Be yourself, natural what~
If you say it is wrong,
What’s wrong?
Make some example: Did you ever try before?
When you are happy, someone makes you feel depress?
When you are showing off that how many boyfriends you have, someone satirize you?
When you enjoying your happiness, someone laughs that you are mad?
The result that you wait very long is different from your imagination?
Gets very trouble thinking why that person always influences your emotion?
Why every time when you are happy, that stupid fellow will make you feel down again and again?
Maybe you will think that you not happy is your own problem
None of my business
You will think like that
Is because you are not treating him as your friend!

It shows something,
“To make a person who is not happy to become happy”
Not just the person who is happy is qualified
Ask yourself; could you all happy in this whole life?
No way!
You guilty and said you are not suitable?

Is because you still not understand the real meaning of Smile Gang
Make the thing correct is better than doing the right thing

Mr. Cham: the purpose of life is to make people happy~~

Wrote by orange

Translate by Ah Lum

p.s.: Forgive me if you can’t understand *my English is not good* XD

Finally

2010-02-07T14:34:00.000+08:00

Okay...
I know it had been a long time that i didnt post anything to this blog..
Im sorry...^.^
Beg for all of your forgiveness....

So...
i came to update because i felt quite guilty about what we have done to Ah Lum at the past...
We are sorry Ah Lum...
I wish that u can forgive us...

I know i have no rights to control all of you...
But...
Lets treat him as our friend ok?
We must be fair enough...

I know that many sad and happy thing happen between all of us...
But, I wish that we can share all of our happiness and sadness to everyone..
Let anyone of us help you...
Dont keep the words inside your heart by yourself...
This maybe will hurt yourself more that u though...

I know that sometimes...
We like to do pranks on somebody else...
But, please dont do too much of that..
We must first think of the persons feeling...^.^

Everybody has the right to be our friend,
So, hate somebody will make u want to take revenge on him...

I know that sometime in violent and pervert...
I'm Sorry...

We named our gang as SmiLe GanG...
So everybody must SmiLe... =)

So, thats all for me...
By, Victor...^.^

ATTENTION!!!!!!

2010-02-05T16:02:00.005+08:00

well,

every one!!!!!!

please pay FULL ATTENTION when u r reading dis post!!!!!!!

..nnie...

really need to & wanna EMPHASIZE on dis....

okay,

my name is WONG VYNNIE!!!!!

it's NOT

VYNNIE WONG!!!!!

...nnie...really really "baituo" all of my beloved ones'

please remember dis forever!!!!

u can forgot everything tat ur mom,dad,teacher,mr.ooi,frens or even ur lover told u...

but PLS remember tat my name is WONG VYNNIE!!!

or else.....

i will be.......

very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very

very very very very very very very very very

very very very very very very

very very very very

very very

VERY

speechless.....==.....

....nnie....thank q for ur cooperation..^^

Nothing to do

2010-02-05T03:10:00.001+08:00

yeah now 03.02am
i have nothing to do n not feel sleepy
so i checked back the history
saw all the posts in the past again n again
my reaction is WOW ,AMAZING XD

yeayea suddenly feel the person who oways like to say ''vulgar'' is really not bad
maybe he or she experienced lot
not bad not bad.
n someone is too young to understand
cnt blame.^^

n others come visit here n post somethings here bah..
the writers oways the same
like me XD start to post things here ^.^

last but not least ,wish vynnie wong (LOL, go bang wall pls) can be a nice ASSITANT HEAD PREFECT !
n congratzzzz

by ORANGE!!!!

THE meaning oF SmiLe

2010-02-05T02:02:00.003+08:00

每一个人都有自己的情绪面具。
太“清一色”的面具，在相处中，终会有让人疲惫的一天。
-吴淡如-

人非圣贤
是人，就该享有人该有的寂寞，无奈，放纵，任性
有上兆细胞所组成的动物
名为“人类”
非宇宙万物所能完全明白
没人敢说：我很了解你
就算说了，也是无稽之谈
因为没人能真正的解释何为人
为什么我会有一双眼晴，一对耳朵，一个鼻子
为什么我天生有四肢，而不是八肢？

人很奇特
时而无原因生气
为什么？
就是不爽
想生气，不行呗？
有时我想发神经
我想成为最会搞笑的人
我想疯疯癫癫
看不爽，别看啊
老子叫你看了吗？
时而我想装装酷
不想理一些有的没的
就是看不下去？
是我太酷，迷倒你了吗？
不是？那。。。静静
有时的我
想静一静
搞搞emo
像电视上的经典对白——我想静一静
不行吗？
老大，小姐，我为你而活吗？
不想看emo show就闪一边嘛
时而我想哭
没理由的放声大哭
不为了博取男生们的注意力
更不为了想让人了解自己
怎么？我哭会导致你家水灾还是世界水位升高吗？

能有七情六欲者，为世间幸福达人
想哭就哭，想笑就笑，想emo 就emo,想做最会搞笑的人就做最会搞笑的人
说白了，那是人权
人类的权利
多么潇洒啊
似如前辈徐志摩

何为世上无绝对
我说过，没人敢说自己所说的是对的
没有对与错
对与错也在一线之间
谁说打抢是错的？
没人说是错的
问问你爸爸妈妈
为什么打抢是错的？
因为会被抓啊
也不过是每每国家用儒家思想来达到安居乐业，天下太平的效果而拟定法律罢了

言归正传
人所表达的情感无对错之分
你说对，做自己嘛，潇洒嘛，无关痛痒
你说错，怎么错了？
做个比方，
你试过在你开心的时候给人波冷水吗？
在炫耀自己有多少男朋友的时候给人酸吗？
你试过在认为你自己很幸福的时候给人说你在发神经吗？
你试过期待已久的结果与你幻想，遐想，天马行空的想法不一样吗？
很懊恼为什么那人要这样影响自己的心情？
明明就很开心，却被那兔崽子搞得心情一团糟？
心想你不开心是你家的事
关我啥事？
你能这样做
但只限于那兔崽子不是你的朋友之一！

说明了一些些

“是把不开心的人变得开心”

而不是只有开心的人符合条件

你们一生都开心吗？

不可能！

你惭愧说不配？

是你不了解SmileGANG 的真真含义

做对的事永远比把事做对来的珍贵！

MRcham: the purpose of life is make ppl happy ~~

By Orange

2010-01-30T18:49:00.001+08:00

You are the THUNDER *RAWRRR!!!* n i m the LIGHTNING *ZZZZZ*(kena sot)

i was blown away when jia xin said that i looked like a mouse when i was having recess wf her

i was drop dead literally n shouted to her, ‘WAD DID U SAY?!’

jus so i tuck my hair behind my left ear n eat like a lady (not like someone, i hate eating wf my hands =/)

so wad’s the big deal over here =o=

weird ppl will hv weird thinkings

N YES, GOH RUI QIAN, U’R A RICH ASS, FACE THAT

i no money to go to aussieland to study one~ T_T

i very poor one

i once made a maths test for rui qian

go n do some calculations here

one month in aussieland will cost u abt $100000 (AUSSIE DOLLAR)

n that’s the minimum d, say, u’r really very very that berjimat

times 3 (cos rq has 2 OTHER SISTERS OVER THERE) so we get, $300000

n now, times 12 months, will be, $36000000

now times 4, for 4 years or so? estimation only, $14400000

n now convert it to RM, times 2.5, (gosh i need a calculator =o=)

IT WOULD BE RM36000000!!! *GASP!!*

look at the amount of zeros behind =o=

IT’S FREAKING 36 MILLION RINGIT MALAYSIA!

=O=

RICH OR NOT U TELL ME?!

i live in the tong sampah one

~~NOT SAYING I’M A MOUSE AH! I DIN SAY THAT~~

no money to go some other rich asses place =o=

cos my biggest wish is to get married to a rich guy n hv babies

random

love,

Sophiiieee!!

2010-01-28T19:29:00.000+08:00

-randomness in me is activated-
so don sue me after u read this
i'hv warned u

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done

by the most gorgeous mouse person on earth,
Sophie

HELP!!

2010-01-27T02:05:00.002+08:00

yo !
i ned help!
suggestion!!
opinion!!

how to wake up b4 7am without using clock or alarm huh?
@@
If i sleep late.. i sure wake up late de ^.^

2010-01-18T16:36:00.003+08:00

Ang Pao day is coming~~

can't wait!!!!

ready to go many people's house

to take ang pao!!!

plan will be update

after evan finish her work

kiasu~

hahahahahahahaha

2010-01-17T18:58:00.001+08:00

i am naked i am naked i am naked i am naked i am naked i am naked i am naked i am naked i am naked i am naked i am naked i am naked i am naked i am naked i am naked i am naked i am naked i am naked i am naked i am naked i am naked i am naked i am naked i am naked i am naked i am naked i am naked i am naked i am naked i am naked i am naked i am naked i am naked i am naked i am naked i am naked i am naked i am naked i am naked i am naked i am naked i am naked i am naked i am naked i am naked i am naked i am naked i am naked i am naked i am naked i am naked i am naked i am naked i am naked i am naked i am naked i am naked i am naked i am naked i am naked i am naked i am naked i am naked i am naked i am naked i am naked i am naked i am naked i am naked i am naked i am naked i am naked i am naked i am naked i am naked i am naked i am naked i am naked i am naked i am naked i am naked i am naked i am naked i am naked i am naked i am naked i am naked i am naked i am naked i am naked i am naked i am naked i am naked i am naked i am naked i am naked i am naked i am naked i am naked i am naked i am naked i am naked i am naked i am naked i am naked i am naked i am naked i am naked i am naked i am naked i am naked i am naked i am naked i am naked i am naked i am naked i am naked i am naked i am naked i am naked i am naked i am naked i am naked i am naked i am naked i am naked i am naked i am naked i am naked i am naked i am naked i am naked i am naked i am naked i am naked i am naked i am naked i am naked i am naked

HAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAA
caught ur attention?
xD

BE HONEST TO YOURSELVES

u noe u love me,
Sophiiieee!!!

p/s. jason u'r dead doomed

2010-01-09T18:17:00.004+08:00

HAPPY 16th BIRTHDAY

TO OUR SMILE GANG 里

的幕后人员,

AH LUM!!!!!!!!!!!!!

And your birthday makes you the FIRST to have we

celebrated on 2010..:D.haha~

WIsh you happy always and don't emo le^^.smile more k.Hehe!

Jason!

2010-01-06T16:57:00.001+08:00

what the

TODAY!!!!!

LAO DA

~IS BACK TO SCHOOL~

BUT MET BEAR NIA~

LOLX

CANT FIND HIM

ZZZ

SO LONG DIN SEE DAO LIAO

MISS YI XIA~

>.<

BY AH LUM~

2010-01-02T14:08:00.001+08:00

I'M BACK AGAIN, BITCHES! =D

yea, grandma jus passed away on 28th Dec 7.30pm.
may she rest in peace =)

i will not talk abt the funeral.

cousin weng yew's gonna serve the wrong country for 2 years.
==
he'll be doing NS in sg for 2 years
i think it's an epic waste of time
TRUE

SOMEBODY.....
bought me an I-Phone in MAAACCAAAAOOOO
WHICH
was lost in the airport wf 4 other presents
LOL
stupid right?
*nods head*

here's for my friends that cared for me while i'm in deep sadness

THANK YOU FOR SAYANG-ING ME WHEN I WAS SAD =)

HAPPY NEW YEAR!!=D

from,
SOPHIE!!!=D

happy new year to smile gang memberssss~~

2009-12-31T20:08:00.004+08:00

woohoo~~i just come to say happy new year~~
wish smile gang里的老大rui qian 哥 will happy without in bus 9330【become幽灵来监视我们】n cannot help u collect leaves n tell u secret le~~
n smile gang 里的幕后人员 ah lum dont emo lagi la~see liao 不爽de leh~
n smile gang 里的bear bear rui xiong keep everyday sayang ppl~好人de招牌动作~
n smile gang 里最小的弟弟 victor dont wan hit ppl le la~pain de leh~~
n smile gang 里的贵公子 dont use basketball to hit me le la~will die de leh~~
n smile gang 里的计时炸弹evan keep on everyday smile smile smile~see liao will 爽de leh~
n smile gang 里的女prefect dont caught me when i copying hw~scare 校长de leh~~
n smile gang 里的vampire wawa pls put ur hand in oven let them hot a bit la~too cold will die de leh~~
n smile gang 里的开心果sophie dont sad about ur grandmother le~she will become kj ah ma de best friend de n u must keep rap ppl with ur pro curry powder but dont rap me~will become lesbian de leh~~
wish u all happy in year 2010~~
miss u all very much de huiyee~~

2009-12-31T14:17:00.003+08:00

Hello members...

I didnt update for a long time...

1 more day...

Yes...1 more day...

Everybody going to become older...

1 more year older...

Someone is really going to leave us...

Lets together,

Let bygones be bygones...

Dont think anything of the past...

Think positive and be optimistic...

Next Year...

More people going to leave us...

4 of them going to leave us...

Then our SmiLe GanG members still left 5...

Should we invite others?

I know i think to much...

I care to much...

^.^

Lets welcome YEAR 2010 together and say goodbye to 2009...

Wish all of us will be happy in Year 2010...

These is what i want to say...

Bye...

See u all in 6 days time~

updated by
Victor~

2009-12-29T13:20:00.002+08:00

Guys, listen up don’t ask me change or what le. I can be emo,I can be friendly. This is normal teenagers lifestyle, get it? I very appreciate that you guys wanna me to be happy, and I was, until you guys stop choing me. And now, I won’t do anything le. I just want to be myself Ah Lum, that is, sometimes sad, sometimes happy. If you guys can’t accept it nevermind. As what the sexy queen said, hater hates because they ain’t you. And now, I have decided not to leave smile gang . Nobody can chase me out unless I want to, get it?

Last thing is really sorry to heard that ~sophie’s ah mah rest in peace~ lets pray for her and 节哀顺便can? Ah Lum don’t really know how to comfort people de….

SOPHIE AKA JIT JIT AKA BLA BLA BLA JIAYOUSSSSSS~

*HUG*

~by Ah Lum

2009-12-28T17:23:00.000+08:00

HI BITCHES N ASS HOLES =D

I'M BACK!!!

the awesomeness of me has not fade after the 10 days of disappearance xDDD

honestly speaking

DO U GUYS MISS ME?!?!?!!?

LOL!!!!

i noe Jason miss me xD

HE CONFESSED IT! =D

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

as if.. =o=

sry guys

i din buy anything for u guys

cos my grandma was amitted to ICU

so we hv to cancel our trip to batam =(

pls keep her in prayer =(

xoxo,

Sophieeeee!!!!!!!!

2009-12-25T00:35:00.001+08:00

MERRY

CHRISTMAS!!!!!!

WISH ALL SMILE

GANGSTERS WISH

WILL COME TRUE!!!!

SmiLe GanG 里的贵公子~,

JASON!!

2009-12-24T21:03:00.003+08:00

YO

SMILEGANGSTER!!!

HAPPY

CHRISTMAS

EVE!!!!!!!!

ps:i really damn sienz so post something..MY FIRST POST LEE!!!!!!

SmiLe GanG 里的贵公子~,

JASON CHUA!!!!

2009-12-18T17:06:00.002+08:00

MERRY X'MAS!!!!

love u all!!

BETTER MISS ME FROM NOW ON! ><

OFF TO KL!!!! ^^

love,
SOPHIEEEE!!!

2009-12-17T09:58:00.003+08:00

START MISSING ME NOW
START MISSING ME NOW
START MISSING ME NOW
START MISSING ME NOW
START MISSING ME NOW
START MISSING ME NOW
START MISSING ME NOW
START MISSING ME NOW
START MISSING ME NOW
START MISSING ME NOW
START MISSING ME NOW

teehee ><

YOU KNOW YOU LOVE ME,
Sophiiiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!><

2009-12-16T13:43:00.000+08:00

HEY BABES!!!!><

u guys better start missing me now

COS IMMA GONNA FLY TO KL ON SAT!!!!=DDDDDDD

love me more n u'll hv diamonds xDDDDDDDDD

you know you love me,
Sophiiiiiiiieeeeeee!!!!! =DDDDD

2009-12-15T20:38:00.000+08:00

actually

there's no need to hv a fight

i hate quarrellings n fightings

i mean if it's jokingly then i'm ok wf it

but if it is meant to hurt ppl's feelings

i'm out of it

i'll get the hell out of that din/commotion

u may call me a coward i don care

it's jus that i don like to hear ppl quarrell

i'll rather listen to ten thousand dogs bark at me than to listen to ur quarrels

i'm jus a gurl that protects my heart firmly

i don like to get hurt?

who in this world likes to get hurt u tell me?

none right?

it's actually no one's fault

jus need to compensate n compromise things

ah lum,

i'hv always told u to rmb wad i'hv told u

i guess if there's no need for me to repeat it

i jus wan u to be happy n not to be emo

i sure u'll do that right?

for me pls?

yes

i don hate anybody nor do i dislike anybody

u can't hate 'em

it's unfair

ppl hv their own judgements n their own point of view

jus hv to respect 'em n live wf it

it's ok to be different

but it's not ok to not understand ur ownself

so jus kick ur own ass n follow the way it should be

don jus stand there n wait

u gotta step ur very 1st step

'haters hate cos they ain't u'

this was my qoute when i was in a big crisis like u, ah lum

i stand firm to my myself

wf dignity n pride

n for vic,

guess u'r still young

but u'r old enuf to think, right?

at this age of urs, ppl expect u to be an adult

so think like an adult, but hv a youthful heart..LIKE ME!! xDDD

told u so, respect others n u'll be respected

u'll get along wf it...imma real sure

all u need is jus experience

as time goes by

u'll meat different waves of hardship

n u gotta deal wf it

not ur family, ur friends, ur pet cat, or watever it is

it'll be u urself dealing wf it

everyone has to

u'll see

....u'll see

imma happy gurl!

that's the way u guys should live

i'm not rich, i'm not perfect, i'm not like wawa the pervertic vampire who scores high marks

i'm jus Sophie that loves to be happy at all times

so be happy!!

i don wanna see/hear more quarrellings from u guys again

or i'll bitch slap u

=DDDDD

you know you love me,

Sophiiiiiieeeee!!!!! =DDD

2009-12-11T11:02:00.003+08:00

IM FUCKING ANGRY NOW~~~

HEY YOU..

YES YOU...

U KNOW THAT IM SAYING U~!!!

U BETTER LISTEN UP...

IF U REALLY WANT TO LEAVE THIS GANG...

NOBODY WILL FORCE U TO STAY...

I had read your post for 4 or 5 times...

Dont it make any sense??

We know u are sick....

Do u really think that we didnt care about u...

The person u hate is me. Jason or Rui Qian...

I know...

Im sure is three of 1 among us~

I know...

I know u cannot tahan le...

If u got think carefully...

U everyday hurt yourself...

U think we hear le can tahan???

I know...

I'm the speechless guy...

Tell your honestly...

U likethis hurt yourself...

I of cause will scare...

Who wont scare ??

Tell ME~!!!

Who u think yourself not close to us...

I know...

Sometimes..

We really ignored u...

We are sorry...

U always be so quiet...

What u want us to talk/ speak to u??

Share out your problem to us...

Dont only share to some of the gang members...

Is this fair to us???

THINK YOURSELF!!!

U had sick...

The disease is u don't know how to smile...

Eh...

I didnt heard this disease before...

If u really know what disease u had...

Go to see doctor...

Dont think yourself what disease u had...

Honestly speaking...

Jason let me and Vynnie see what u smsed to him...

We see le we really want vomit...

Jason see le also donno how to reply u...

Thats really to 过分le...

I know..

U want to share your feeling to Jason...

But...

U no need to write until so detail...

Any problem...

Dont only go find him...

U still got lots of us ok...

=o=

Think yourself...

Why we dont like u,

Why we ignored u...

Why Jason dont want u to go to his house..

THINK!!!

We will giv u some time to think yourself...

If u leave this gang...

Will we be happy...

Dont ask us...

Think yourself...

Be independent...

Be Optimistic..

Be Happy...

I donno will u see this blog...

I dant care about it anymore...

If u really want to leave...

I wont slap U...

We wont force u to stay...

We will only say..

BYE BYE!!!

I know...

U care about all of us...

But...

What u care??

Why dont we feels that u care about us..

Maybe this doesnt make any sense...

I JUST WANT U TO THINK YOURSELF....

SMILE GANG MEMBERS..

LISTEN UP..

DONT DELETE THIS POST...

I WANT HIM TO SEE~

update by,

Victor

2009-12-10T18:47:00.000+08:00

things wont turn out that bad if u urself is willing to change ur attitude
y ppl wont choy u?
y ppl dislike u?
y ppl don even bother to care abt u?
is not that u'r ugly?
is not that u'r fat?
is not that u'r aneroxic?

is jus that
ppl wont feel gd being sat beside u
n y ?!
cos u'r always emo
ah lum,
wad hv i told u last time?
ppl will be affected by ur presence of mood
ppl will go emo if u emo
i'm the very sensative one
even a sad song can make me cry
i'm connected to ppl's mood
yes, i noe it sounds scary but i m

ur temporary leave WILL BE a temporary one
u mark my word
this will NOT be a holiday leave or a MC leave
but a lesson leave to teach u a lesson
i wan u to quiet down n rethink wad u r, who u r

ah lum, trust me
i'hv gone through this b4 when i was form 1 to 3
unbelievable right?!
i'm lot worst than u
i hv 0 friends ok
lol
ok la ..not 0 la...
lol ><><><><><

but how i over come it?
a simple smile n being optimistic
treat a friend as a friend
respecting their own personal boundaries
gain their respect too
by knowing when to stop
yes, i can be proud, i can be fooling around
but i noe when is ppl's limit of my fooling
i noe when to stop
i hv my serious moments too
that's y
learn how to compromise it
^^

being joyful is the key to happiness

I SERIOUSLY DESPISE PPL WHO MAKE THEMSELVES EMO N NEVER OVER COME IT FOR THE HELL OF A GREAT.

so don let me despise u
i may be patient but i hv my limits too

You know u love me,
Sophie!!!!! JIT JIT!! xD

2009-12-08T21:28:00.000+08:00

Punishment

for those who dare to leave Smile Gang
xDDD

1. being slap by victor 10 times on the face (power: MAXIMUM)
2. being butt rape by the awesome most sexayhest Sophie ....with chilly powder/curry powder/SAMBAL *winks*
3. must write a complete formal letter to us which will state 15 reasons y u wanna leave xD

2009-12-08T14:24:00.003+08:00

HEY BABES!

yes i noe i'm sick again

but who cares?!

i'm still our beloved Sophie

xD

nyeh, random stuffs

you know you love me,

Sophie

2009-12-04T16:47:00.000+08:00

hey world!

everyone's calling me jit jit now =o=

even the glass!!!
=o=

here's the scenario:
mom's wiping the window which is obviously made by glass
n u noe...it'll produce a 'jit jit' sound =o=
mom: ei jit jit, even the glass is calling u jit jit
me: =o=

so now
i'hv made an extraordinary shocking decision
I, Sophie Tay, accept my new nick name *gasp*
it'll be better for me to accept than to hate it
lol

yes, time can change me

y do i always give in?!

u guys should be thankful that i always give in to others =/

going to church now,
so..toodles!

xoxo,
u noe u love me,
Sophie

2009-12-03T21:40:00.000+08:00

yo babes!

i'm sick =(

stupid jason keep advertising my infamous new nick name --jit jit =o=

i officially hate jason =T

but i love him even more xDDDDDDD

nyeh~ random stuffs

My Turn

2009-11-29T12:50:00.003+08:00

Yo...

Long Time didnt post already...

Today donno what to do...

So come update...^^

Holiday...

Erm...

U all like holiday a not?

If me...

I sometimes like it but sometime dont...

Erm...

Holiday donno what to do...

Didnt study my mum scold...

Haiz...

Donno lar...

Erm...

Okay....

So...

Still wish all SmiLe Gang member

HAPPY HOLIDAYS

To Jason,

At Melbourne good?

To Ah Lum,

Jiayous...

To Sophie,

U are a 美女...^^

To Rui Qian 老大,

All the best....

To Hui Yee,

u working?

jiayous

To Bear Bear,

When u want to come play basketball??

To Moonnie,

Eh, My sister say need to bring small small de fan go...

Coz when we go there will be super hot...^^

To Royal Vampire,

Dont always say "I Dont Know"

To Evan.

Dont always say "我要离开SmiLe GanG"

If u dare to say that again...

I will really slap u...^^

From,

Victor 弟弟

2009-11-27T16:02:00.000+08:00

WOOHOO~

HAPPY HOLIDAY TO EVERYBODY

WISH EVERYONE

ENJOY HAPPILY IN YOUR HOLIDAY

AND DON'T FORGET

TO UPDATE THIS BLOG

EVERYONE HAD BEEN INVITED

TO THIS BLOG

GO ACCEPT IT IN YOUR

MSN MAILBOX

AT LAST

WISH OUR LEADER

~GOH RUI QIAN~

ENJOY YOUR EXAM

HAHA~

WE WILL WAIT FOR YOU

BY AH LUM~

2009-11-14T16:18:00.001+08:00

*JIAYOUS!!!*

SPM IS COMING LE..

JUST WISH OUR BELOVED
RUI QIAN

SCORE ALL A+++

IN EVERY SUBJECT

(I KNOW IS VERY EASY)

AND ALSO WSIH
ALL GANG MEMBER

CAN SCORE BEST RESULT
FOR THE LAST EXAM

WOOHOO~

+U+U+U

GO!GO!GO!

by Ah Lum

2009-11-14T13:33:00.000+08:00

HEY BABES! xDDD
Sophie's here~

having some ultimate stress for bio =o=

but hey!
i took the initiative to blog ok~~~
*winks*

RUI QIAN'S MINE!

i'm gonna make evan jealous of me like hell xDDDDD

EH! AT LEAST I'M BRAVER THAN U OK
got to hug him xDDDD

nieh!
i'm gonna listen to lady gaga's new song
BAD ROMANCE!!!
OMG I LOVE IT SO MUCH!!! xDDDD
the MV is EPIC!!

^^
LADY GAGA ROCKS!! ^^

TO:GOH RUI QIAN

2009-11-13T18:54:00.000+08:00

~~哎呀~~吴瑞铨啊~~今天是你中学的最后一天了哦~~但是。。。是。。。是。。。是。。。~~

~~你啊~~永远永远~~永远~~~~

~~都在WFY9330...NUM 32 的巴士里面。。。。~~

~~讲到你很像鬼~~哈哈~~~~

不过
不过
不过
不过
不过
不过
不过
不过
不过
不过

~~讲到很爽~~~~~

~~没有重点的一篇~~~~

~~想都懂是BY HUI YEE 的~~【SMILE GANG】里最会搞笑的人~~~~

2009-11-13T15:24:00.001+08:00

SmiLe GanG will live forever~!!!

XIE XIE

2009-11-13T14:30:00.000+08:00

I'M BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!WOOHOO~

THX EVERYBODY!!!!!!!!

First i wan to thx to my be loved rui qian (my idol) woohoo~
in these few day the most understand me is you,
you are the one who really knows my problem
thank you for sayang me when i sad n cry...(i so useless)
promise you lao qian that i will cheer up whenever and whatever thx
muackssss hahaXD

Second i wan thx to jason...
really sorry because i think i really kacau you liao...
thx for pei me all the time even now you still don't' know what to talk with me
but we ars still good good friend ok?
~There no Boundaries~
sssskcaum haha u know what i mean XD

Third i really want to thanks evan really really thanks a lot
i know you really worry about me even you didn't say it out
you really make me feel comfort after sms with you...
i had felt what you want to tell me and now i had change and become better
thx my another be loved evan muacksssss forever thx haha

Fourth i want thx to victor~the most mature xiao di di
really pai seh dao.. because i let the people who smaller than me
come and worry about me so embaress...
but really thx i know u are the one who help me lot really thanks
and muackssss....dun feel ge li ok? XD

Fifth i want to thx the craziest people~hui yee
today you scold me make me feel really better
people needs to adapt the environment not environment come to accept you
i'll remmember it thanks even you really hate me like this but promise you won't le
because i'm also one of smile gang gangster right? haha
jiang wang ye will protect us the don't worry...XD

Sixth i wants to thx sophie sorry accidentally delete your one,dun mind ok?
ya you are sayang me the most although u dunno whats happened...
but your care is really wram especially your jacket XD
sry to make you worry i know you are on exam so you have not enough time to ask so many thing
but its ok i felt it le thx
really thx sophie muacksss haha

Last i want thanks to rui xiong my bear...

thx for caring me when i'm sad for these day,
i know you are very worry but i don't want you to sad with me
so i didn't tell you what is the problem...sry
haha but now its over le your happy lum lum has back!!!!!
*hug* *hug*

DON'T WORRY LIAO EVERYTHING HASBECOME NORMAL
AND EVERYONE IS VERY HAPPY NOW XD HAHA

~SmiLe GanG~ ROCKSS!!!

by Ah Lum~

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2009-11-12T21:41:00.000+08:00

明天就是我们老的坐巴士的最后一天...
会有很多惊喜~
希望老大这次会表现出来他很开心...
不知道他们几时才要给你知道这个blog的存在...
明天会拍照...
希望明天有时间把我拍的照片post上来~

Prepared & Typed By,
Victor, 弟弟~

6

2009-11-10T16:02:00.000+08:00

我要正式跟那个最爱跟我抢的人(Sophie)宣战 ! 不要跟我抢~

Ah Lum 生病了~ T.T 可怜啰！希望他能够快点好起来 ^^

Nancy 和 Rui Qian 在一起?!

我想吐了～

他是我的～

永远都是我的!! ^ _^

Goh Rui Qian 的 misai 很 cool，很帅...很 sexy...

Goh Rui Qian open your lorry and eat your pop... lollipop...woohoo~

(Hui Yee write this when she saw Rui Qian eating lollipop)

Prepare By,

计时炸弹，开心果，最会搞笑的~

Type By,

弟弟~

2009-11-08T22:05:00.001+08:00

SmiLe GanG 的照片~

我们SmiLe GanG的老大~Goh Rui Qian

我们的开心果和贵公子~ Jason 和 Sophie

我们的幕后人员~Ah Lum~

我们GanG 的人...有老大，弟弟，最会搞笑的，Bear Bear 和贵公子~

我们GanG 的两位美女~Evan 和 Vynnie

我们GanG的...wahahaha~~

我们GanG 里的Bear Bear 和弟弟~Rui Xiong 和 Victor~

最后，来一张大合照

里面有 kok zhen, Bear Bear, 贵公子，幕后人员，弟弟，计时炸弹，女巡查员和我们最会搞笑的~

To All SmiLe GanG members....
我们的考试都要到了...
不管是 post pmr, SPM , 期考或其他考试~
大家都必须全力以赴~
加油！加油！加油！

Update By,
Victor, 弟弟~

by Victor

2009-11-08T15:37:00.000+08:00

SmiLe GanG 的名单~

Goh Rui Qian- SmiLe GanG 里的老大~
Sophie- SmiLe GanG 里的开心果~
Ah Lum- SmiLe GanG 里的幕后人员~
Rui Xiong- SmiLe GanG 里的 Bear Bear~
Hui Yee- SmiLe GanG 里最会搞笑的人~
Vynnie- SmiLe GanG 里的女 Prefect~
Evan- SmiLe GanG 里的计时炸弹~
Sheik Wah- SmiLe GanG 里的 Vampire~
Jason- SmiLe GanG 里的贵公子~
Victor- SmiLe GanG 里最小的弟弟~

Prepared By,
Victor, SmiLe GanG 里最小的弟弟~

2009-11-08T13:48:00.000+08:00

hey babes!!
xDD

gv it up!! for the all mighty + awesome pretty sexayh Sophie's here!!
*applause*

i'm here to post some random stuffs

xD

poor Evan donno how to use com
i think she don even how to to post
*winks*

I'M HAVING A SPAZZ ATTACK!!!

lol

preparing our part 2 thingy
xD

i'm telling u guys 1st
my budget is RM500
once exceed, u pay by urself
xD

n!!!

date choosing
15 to 18 choose one
cos 19 to 25 or more i'll be on a flight to KL!!

love,
Sophiiiieeee!!!!!!!!!!!!

from ah lum

2009-11-08T12:21:00.000+08:00

WOOHOO~

ME AH LUM THE LEADER IN THIS BUS

WANTS TO ANNOUNCE EVERY PPL ON 9330

THAT OUR BLOG IS OPEN ON 6 NOVEMBER 2009

ESPECIALLY GOH RUI QIAN PLS

LOOK CAREFULLY WHAT WE HAD DONE FOR U

WAKAKAKA....

TODAY IS 7 NOVEMBER

ME AH LUM ERM....

YA LA NOTHING LA JUST COME TO SHOW OFF

N WISH TO SEE U ALL IN THE BUS EVERYDAY ONLY

MISS U ALL EVERYONE

MUAKSSSS XD

THE END

BY AH LUM

SPM jia you~~

2009-11-07T13:37:00.000+08:00

our bus got 7 spm candidates ...woohoo...1st sure is our forever LPP...GOH RUI QIAN...

2nd is yee ling...

3rd is millia...

4th is wai lun...

5th is hwei yee...

6th is sook yee...

7th is su chin

YO...jia you ya...

SPM...JIA YOU...JIA YOU...+ OIL....MUST STRAIGHT A+++...after SPM let go celebrate...

remember SOPHIE treat us de RM 499.99...

from~hui yee...victor...jason...evan...vynnie...rui xiong...ah lum...ssophie...kok zhen...vyvien...xD....=]...

[ = SmiLe GanG = ]

超搞笑、超拽的句子！

wakakkkakkakakkaa~

好久没做心理测验~这个不错~

ah lum asked me to post more @@xD

AH LUM ASKED ME TO POST MORE XD

情侣姓名比对..

==

woooooohooooooooo~

Hello Babes

2010年

Thx So Much~

n3w blog t3mplat3~

Song...

Birthd@y Li$t *present~*

『12星座在學校被老師語言侮辱汙辱』

HAPPY BIRTHDAY~~~~!!!!!!!!

对不起~~

wakakaka~the riche ass

My Birthday!

家人

haha~~~

Sorry

~~~~th3 b3@Rs' ~~~~

Lets Cheer For Rui Qian Gor

new life in TAS

Thanks

BYE~

Reminder

hihi!!!!

The Meaning of Smile (English)

Finally

ATTENTION!!!!!!

Nothing to do

THE meaning oF SmiLe

HELP!!

happy new year to smile gang memberssss~~

My Turn

TO:GOH RUI QIAN

XIE XIE

8

6

by Victor

from ah lum

SPM jia you~~

Birthd@y Li$t present~

th3 b3@Rs'